A casual conversation at breakfast left me a little stunned.  I was going through the headlines of the local daily, when the following happened…

Pumpkin: Papa, do you know why girls are better than boys?

Papa: Why, Pumpkin?

Pumpkin: I’ll tell you… it’s because of 2 reasons…

Girls go to col-lege
to get know ledge
Boys go to school
to become a fool !

and

Girls drink pepsi
to be sexy
Boys drink “dudu” (milk)
to become a “buddhu” (fool)

Now, you know.