{"id":942,"date":"2013-09-10T14:13:47","date_gmt":"2013-09-10T08:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/papabachwani.wordpress.com\/2013\/09\/10\/tidbits-sep-2013\/"},"modified":"2013-09-10T14:13:47","modified_gmt":"2013-09-10T08:43:47","slug":"tidbits-sep-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/2013\/09\/tidbits-sep-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Tidbits: Sep 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Slow and Steady<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One fine morning, at breakfast, Tiger decided to bring out the virtues of the malted chocolate drink he has every day.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Tiger: Papa, do you know what Bournvita does?<\/p>\n<p>Papa: No, what does it do?<\/p>\n<p>Tiger: Bournvita gives you energy. It makes you run faster!<\/p>\n<p>Papa: Really? It makes everyone go faster?<\/p>\n<p>Tiger: (slight pause) Except if you&#039;re a tortoise. Then it can&#039;t help much.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Laws of Physics<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One day, over dinner, the conversation revolved around every one&#039;s weight. Here&#039;s what happened next.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Tiger: Papa, I need to tell you something funny.<\/p>\n<p>Papa: What is it?<\/p>\n<p>Tiger: I think there is something funny about my legs.<\/p>\n<p>Papa: What is it?<\/p>\n<p>Tiger: Just one of my legs weighs 20 kilos, and both together also weigh 20 kilos!<\/p>\n<p>Papa: How is that possible? Show me what you&#039;re doing.<\/p>\n<p>Tiger takes me to the weighing scale, stands on it with one leg, and then stands on it with both and shows me what he meant.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, you know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slow and Steady One fine morning, at breakfast, Tiger decided to bring out the virtues of the malted chocolate drink he has every day. Tiger:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-wonder-years"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}