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Sweet Tooth<\/strong><\/p>\n Pumpkin: See, Papa, I’ve got bitten by a mosquito again!<\/p>\n Papa: Yes… That’s only because you’re so sweet, Pumpkin.\u00a0 All the mosquitos want to bite you…<\/p>\n (This was the umpteenth time we’d had exchanged these exact words)<\/i><\/p>\n (After a minute or two…)<\/i><\/p>\n Pumpkin: From today, I’m going to stop eating desserts.<\/p>\n Papa: Why, Pumpkin?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n (Obviously surprised as Pumpkin likes a dessert every day<\/i>)<\/p>\n Pumpkin: So that I’m not so sweet any more, and the mosquitos stop biting me!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Truth about Cats and Dogs<\/strong><\/p>\n Papa: It’s raining cats and dogs!<\/p>\n Pumpkin: No, papa.\u00a0 It’s only raining cats.<\/p>\n Papa: Pumpkin, what do you mean?<\/p>\n Pumpkin: I can tell from the size of the rain drops, Papa.<\/p>\n Papa: How can you tell from the size of the rain drops?!<\/p>\n Pumpkin: Look, when it’s raining a lot… with very big rain drops… it’s raining cats and dogs.<\/p>\n When it’s raining a little less… with medium drops… it’s raining only dogs.<\/p>\n When it’s raining even less… but hard…\u00a0it’s raining cats.<\/p>\n And, when it’s drizzling, it’s just a drizzle… Simple!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00a0 Sweet Tooth Pumpkin: See, Papa, I’ve got bitten by a mosquito again! Papa: Yes… That’s only because you’re so sweet, Pumpkin.\u00a0 All the mosquitos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-wonder-years"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}