{"id":501,"date":"2008-12-23T17:25:19","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T11:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/papabachwani.wordpress.com\/?p=501"},"modified":"2008-12-23T17:25:19","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T11:55:19","slug":"tidbits-december-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/2008\/12\/tidbits-december-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Tidbits: December 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Cross Roads<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Papa and Pumpkin were out for a post-prandial walk, when we encountered a dead pigeon on the road.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, papa wanted to seize the opportunity to educate Pumpkin about the pitfalls of walking on the road without paying attention to speeding cars.\u00a0 But before he could get started, here&#8217;s what happened&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Pumpkin: Papa, do you know why birds get &#8220;rammed&#8221; by cars?<br \/>\nPapa: No, tell me why?<\/p>\n<p>Pumpkin: Two reasons.<\/p>\n<p>Pumpkin: #1 Birds don&#8217;t know how to <i>cross <\/i>the road.\u00a0<br \/>\nPumpkin: #2 Cars are so BIG that they can&#8217;t see the bird on the road, right?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Right!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cross Roads Papa and Pumpkin were out for a post-prandial walk, when we encountered a dead pigeon on the road.\u00a0 Naturally, papa wanted to seize<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-wonder-years"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naveen.bachwani.com\/beingdad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}